The scene opens up to Angelina Love sitting on a chair, presumably in a locker room. With her legs crossed, she looks at the camera, smiling.
Angelina Love: Hello, I’d like to take just a moment of your time, well I can take as long as I want to because you all don’t have anything else to do, to introduce myself and to just compare myself to that Vampire Hillbilly wannabe named ... The Fizz”
Angelina makes an odd expression, as if to say “What the fuck is up with that?” She then lets out a laugh.
Angelina Love: Alright, so my name is Angelina Love and I’m your newest diva. Now, thank God I came here when I did because this place STANKS! I mean, do these girls not wash themselves? Ew...”
Angelina, using her left hand, blocks her nose.
Angelina: Oh yeah, back on track, I’ll be sure to leave an impression on every single one of you and especially on The Fizz...
Angelina laughs again and wipes her eyes, as if tears were pouring out of them.
Angelina: Whew, I’m sorry... I can’t even say that name without laughing... But in all seriousness, Angelina Love is here to cleanse this fed of all ugly people and Angelina Love is here to stay, for a long time.
Angelina blows a kiss and winks at the camera before returning to her magazine. The camera slowly zooms out and fades to black. A graphic with Angelina’s name appears with a love-heart above it.