battle royal promo

*the screen turns black before showing jerry static lifting weights*

In this battle royal i will be victorious,because it is my dream to be the next icw champion.and my dreams are all i have to look forward to,because right now i have to build something out of nothing.....
Even through the darkest days, this fire burns...always

*the screen fades to black*

(The camera fades into Awesome Cobain sitting in front of it with a stern look on his face, he's just seen a promo from Jerry static.)

"You think.... you think you stand a chance in this battle royal?"

(He laughs.)

"You have no idea what you're getting into Jerry. I am going to be the next ICW champion. Whether you like it or not, I dare you to try and stop me because in this business, shit goes down and when shit goes down, it involves the title and when it involves the title. Hell I will be there! I will take you down if I have too, I will make a mockery of you if I have too and no matter what you do. If you try to act all tuff, I will crush you, like a cute little bug!"

(He shakes his head in disgust as the camera fades out.)

*the screen turns to jerry in front of awsome cobain*

So you think your better than me.first of all,i dont think i can win this battle royal,i know i can,and it mean's smashing guts from the turn buckle or throwing you over the top rope and making you look like a school yard sissy.I WILL BE VICTORIOUS,and that's fucking righteous.

*jerry static wallks out the door and the screen fades to black*

(Awesome Cobain watches Jerry's promo.)

"You're a very confused and stupid man and I promise you for that, you're going to get yourself killed. Not necessarily by me, not necessarily in an inferno championship wrestling ring, but I guarantee you that your stupid, cocky attitude will end up getting you killed and it most certainly won't lead you to victory in this match. It most certainly will end with your face down on the floor. With nothing but defeat running right through, I speak the truth to you Jerry and the truth is the way to go with this. Trust me. I'm better than you."

(He chuckles at his final line as the camera fades out.)

*the camera shows jerry static in the face of awsome cobain*

if your better than me,prove it at slamathon.oh and one more thing.whens the last time you used shampoo.
*jerry walks away,but returns quick as lightning and dilivers awsome cobain a super kick,and than the screen fades as jerry walks awsy*

OOC: You can't use a wrester in your promo without there permission but for the sake of it, I'll say I agreed.

(Awesome Cobain is slowly getting off the ground with a determinded and furious look on his face.)

"You think you can fuck me around like that? You think you can just kick me in the face! You are a dead man Jerry and when I find you, I'm going to take you out of this company. I'm going to bury you, you're going to be a nobody. You are going to be destroyed! You will fall, I guarantee you of that."

(The camera fades out.)